HALL OF FAME
No Specific Criteria to get into the Hall, but an entertaining or memorable moment is a good place to start. Calling 8 times a week and pretending to have some pseudo intellectual edge that you think needs to be heard doesn't cut it, sorry Stan and Wild Bill! Updated as of 11/06/06
| MONIKER/HOST | WHY? |
| Terry Boers | "There are no parameters for Morons" |
| Bonnie Bernstein | "2 Dicks! Wow!" |
| Hawk | "Terry, you're nothing but a pervert!" |
| Jessie |
"Wisconsin is practically right over the border" |
| Bob Heiden | "are you a mailman?" |
| Stickney Rusty | I am 36, errghh I am 29...and Doug Buffone was a fraud! |
| Jerry Angelo | "Crap, crap, crap, crap..crap..crap..crap" |
| Dick Jauron | 'We talk about things" |
| MOOSE MASKO | "Are you high?" While fighting with Silver Man about Zimmer |
| ANNIE | "What's the damn score of the Stl-Detroit Game!" The fact she was 88, the game was played 3 days ago and she needed a score doesn't give the bizarreness of this call. |
| COREY | "Morning Murph, Morning Fred" |
| GREG BLACHE | "You don't know Diddly....You don't know, that you don't know, that you don't know" |
| ROGERS | "He has more leverage than anyone in the history of leverage." |
| MURPH | "That Brian Ballringer" |
| SHOOSTER | "He fell right on his heck." |
| OFFMAN | "The hotseat that Dick Jauron has been sitting on is getting even harder." |
| Len from Niles | "Huska Hamas" guy!!! Total NUTJob! |
| Hubie Brown | "We are not worried about Larry Horse" |
| Neal From Northlake | Getting called out by the coach is legendary! All time Great. |
| The Mexi-Coach | Not even sure what the bit was, but a Hispanic gentlemen called in and tried to do his imitation of "DA Coach"...he was thus dubbed "Mexi Coach" by TB |
| MURPH | Asking Harlin Hill -NFL "Pro Bowler" what his highest "Score" was thinking he was a PBA Pro Bowler!!! |
| OFFMAN | "A Towering Line drive!!"....and the guy still defends it like he didn't make a mistake. |
| OFFMAN | "Lebron James won't get in trouble for getting a hummer from his mother." |
| ROGERS | "Were you born with that 6th finger or did it grow on you later?" ...asking Antonio Alfonseca a question |
| Patio Steve | Long time ago, Patio Steve was telling Doug Collins he is on Vacation, Collins asked where did he go on Vacation?....Patio Steve replied "On My Patio! Where else? |
| Stu | Calls in just for "What's Your Beef ...STU" |
| DOLPPHIN "?" | Who cares what the 2nd part of his name is, Classic when 'Da Coach Responded to him with "GOOD DOLPHIN' after being asked how he was. |
| DAN McNEIL | Speaking & Tearing into Eric Kramer for smiling and laughing on the sidelines while the Bears are losing to GB. Kramer didn't like the tone of he conversation and gave him a "Hey Buddy, what's your problem?" |
| DAVE SHUSTER | Reporting Brad ASSmus's status |
| Dave from Winfield and Jalen from Rosement | If you don't get it...don't ask |
| Joe Bartosch | "I had a crush on...Eric Heiden..." |
| The Worm | He provided some great 'Who you crappings"...not sure where he went..maybe ESPN? |
| Reverend Watkins | "The Cubs don't have to get better, the other teams just have to get a little worse" |
| Chuck Daly | "Awfully Good." |
| Dick Jauron | "I am on that show, but it's not my show." |
| Stringer Kenya Washington's |
Report on the Jackson
St.-Southern during College Football Saturday. "We just kicked off the ball in the first quarter here at
the Capital City Classic and Jackson State has the ball. This is Kenya and I'll get back to you later".
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| Hub Arkush | After arguing with a caller "Where did you coach?"*(Note: Hub claims he wasn't arguing) |
| Fred Hubner | "I am still the only member of the John Shoop fan club" |
| Mike North | "I am not a racist...Just ask Eric or Charles" |
| Doug Buffone | After much debate and discussion on where to place the new George Halas statue Doug suggested "How About The Front?" |
| O.B. | When a caller asked him what size shoe he wears, his response was..."A Large Shoe" |
| O.B. | "There is a thing called...THE ENDZONE!!!" |
| O.B. | "DICK JAURON! DICK JAURON!" |
| Gale Sayers | "He's an ASS"...don't know the context |
HONORABLE MENTIONS-SOLELY BASED ON NAMES-FAXERS ARE ELIGIBLE.
| ALLOY MIKE | JESSICA SIMPSON'S PANTIES | O.B.'s LARGE SHOE | PHIL LUCKET's HEARING AID |
| ROYKO's FEET | THE ASS BATTLER | 3 PUTT GENE | THE UNICALLER |
| MAJOR SUCKAGE | "F" BOMB | LEBRON JAMES'S HUMMER | DOUBLE HUNG PETE 'THE WINDOW MAN' |
| BITCHIRO | REGGIE DUNLOPS LEISURE SUIT | GEARHEAD BOY | WANNY'S STACHE |
| BACKFAT | FRITZY'S LIFE PARTNER | SHMOOTZIE | BLOATED LIVER |
| BONNIE BERNSTERIN'S 3rd HOLE | STEW | GRID IRON ASASSIN |
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