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PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:55 pm 
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Watched the HBO special of her stand-up routine (which gets old real fast!). In it she said she hooked up with a Chicago Bear (number 17?). She said she talked about it on the Howard Stern show & got the player in trouble. Anyone ever hear about this or was it just "a bit"? Shark,what say thou?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:57 pm 
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54 seems like he likes em a little "dirty"

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I heard her on Stern when it happened and started a thread. I think good dolphin figured it out but I don't remember who it was. Some practice squad guy.

If only the search function worked or someone had said something witty enough to make the thread a classic, we'd be able to find it....

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Not to sound all "Shark"y here, but I believe Lisa is well known for loving the brothers.

So I don't think it was Urlacher.

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I heard her on Stern when it happened and started a thread. I think good dolphin figured it out but I don't remember who it was. Some practice squad guy.

If only the search function worked or someone had said something witty enough to make the thread a classic, we'd be able to find it....


I'll fix the Search Function.

It was Trumaine McBride.

Doc Noisewater + Beardown = MATCH.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:18 pm 
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Doc Noisewater + Beardown = MATCH.


:lol: :lol: Yeah, I'm Beardown. I have a youtube link to prove it, too.

There was another thread about her talking on Stern about it. Nice try, though, J.

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Are you suggesting Beardown is not a mult??


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According to her latest HBO special, the football player in question asked, "is this your first professional-athlete cock?"

Ms. Lampanelli answered his question with the following question: "Is this your first Grammy-nominated pussy?"

I love Lisa Lampanelli. She's so crude and obnoxious. Kinda like...me! :wink:

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Lisa Lampenelli was funny on those Comedy Central Roasts. Anything more then 5 minutes of material,though is too much. As far as being funny? not really that much.
She mocks the handicapped & promotes crude racial stereotypes. I laugh very easily & enjoy being anti-PC,but she is just one crude & unfunny fat bitch!

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NSJ wrote:
Are you suggesting Beardown is not a mult??


I'm suggesting he's not my mult and I'm not his.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
NSJ wrote:
Are you suggesting Beardown is not a mult??


I'm suggesting he's not my mult and I'm not his.


Yes. I should have used a wink emoticon. Someone recently suggested Beardown was a mult. Not possible. Beardown's unique.


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NSJ wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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Are you suggesting Beardown is not a mult??


I'm suggesting he's not my mult and I'm not his.


Yes. I should have used a wink emoticon. Someone recently suggested Beardown was a mult. Not possible. Beardown's unique.

He's on the radio with Terry Boers right now :wink:

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No, I think he's a mult but if he was my mult I'd have like 24,000 posts.

I've got some time but I don't have that much time.

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For those of you who may not know what Lisa Lampanelli looks like.... (I didn't)

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jimmypasta wrote:
Watched the HBO special of her stand-up routine (which gets old real fast!). In it she said she hooked up with a Chicago Bear (number 17?). She said she talked about it on the Howard Stern show & got the player in trouble. Anyone ever hear about this or was it just "a bit"? Shark,what say thou?

it was mommas boy- otis wilson- but the 17 she was talking about ,was'nt about his jersey number.............


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I thought it was the Iglesias guy?


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
I thought it was the Iglesias guy?


Inglesias wasn't a Bear at the time they taped that show. Unless she's going to be in the final season of Lost - in which case she had a flash forward to an underachieving 3rd round WR that caught more colds during the Fall of 2009 than footballs.


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It was McBride! Not that he, or the city of chicago, should be proud of it.
"I like big, fatter, older, white women!" :shock:

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I never heard of Lampanelli or McBride.

This thread is useless without Wikipedia.


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